A fork of Rural Dictionary
severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking
Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night
placement of a finger in the ass
That mama is wild; she went anafingus on me!
an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.
a technique usually employed during the rear entry sexual position in which a man places his finger in his own ass and then rubs his finger along the upper lip of his unsuspecting partner; variant of the Dirty Sanchez
Yo dude, I gave Lindsay a Dirty Davis last night and the mamma went buck wild. She was a mad ride
death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness
Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.
an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity
I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training
the awkward and hilarious motion of a horny male dog as he both runs and thrusts after a bitch in heat
Yo, look at Atlas get his run thrust on