A fork of Rural Dictionary
When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it Like a coyote in heat its kinda ugly to the neighbors You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited "Did you hear that last night?" "of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick" Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night "Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it" She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing So what are you doing for your honeymoon? We plan on GoKarting... Wanna race? Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing? ( couples GoKart together) Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting Rally car racing is the group version Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
Someones that does something incredible A different kind of savage , results are brutal
dudes brutal He can do alot of things and defiantly dont want to piss him off One time he broke a throwing knife in half , against plywood... and no hes not that strong looking at all... brutal part was... he spun around and made a ripping motion with hands right after he threw it... believe it or not it happened, just imagine it , should help you understand what being brutal is Brutal results
Someone who cry's wolf about farting
Fart , let them know you farted Then also, say you farted when you didnt Eventually they find out Then never know if you really farted or not Fart when something important is being done When driving roll the windows up ... lock them Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ... Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them Then admit you didnt really fart Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf safe for work and everywhere except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day... Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive just a laugh wolf tactic Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example
when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not... Laugh wolf result of a cry wolf, being a comical one