A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're about to say Motherfucker, but you stop from a number of reasons, which include, but are not limited to:
- Politeness
- Shock
- Awe
- Passing out
- Death
"Motherf.."
What your mum says to be cool.
"Word up, kids, howz ma homies?"
"Dude, look at your mum"
How little 6 year olds say Ambulance.
"Daddy, Daddy, look at the amblumance!!"
Really means the British word for diaper.
"Timmy needs a nanny, I have to go to work I can't change his nappy all day."
Word causing the a random bomb to appear out of nowhere.
"Dude, after watching that movie you're scared of saying the zeeky words?"
Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
1) A derogatory term for a group of people.
2) A group of masturbators.
"Cardio obviously got too carried away with his definition of bunch of wankers."