A fork of Rural Dictionary
An old scamming technique used for attract the attention of some poor fool who gets caught on the bait. It consist of putting hot bitches with huge breasts an thick butts and anything that would make someone's dick go solid steel or vaginas turn to water parks on a video's thumbnail, only so you click on it, and it's just a fat masturbating 14 years old boy doing something fucking useless and retarded on some crappy piece of shit of a game. The title of the video is also set to play along the thumbnail, something like "HOT BITCHES SUCKING ME OFF TILL MY TESTICLES TURN PURPLE ON MINCERAFT(GONE SEXUAL)(I DIED?).
* usual clickbait titles * "IVE GONE TO THE VETERINARY TO VACCINATE DAUGHTER, SEE WHAT HAPENTED(I DED?)" "DO THIS FOR 1 WEAK AND U WONT BELIEVE TE RESUTS" "FUCKING HOT DAWG BITCHES AT ROBLOKS MOTEL (GOT RAIDED BY FBI)" "U WONT BELIVE WAT CIENCE HAS DISCOVERED, CLICK NOW YOU DUMBASS"
One of those retarded expressions people create on urban dictionary, with sex involved by default so they can reach +1000 likes with zero effort, this because that is the only definition someone wrote for that word
Tomato bitchkeeper A fat dude wearing a red hoodie who eats lots of ass
A really fucked up and thin individual who relies on crack to survive, his physical appearance is that of a bunch of dry tree branches glued together and dressed in a bag of potatoes. Most of the time you will encounter these exotic species of zombies doing what they do most of the time, filling their asses with crack cocaine. They are easily distinguishable from the public, some of their most obvious characteristics include: -Arms and legs as thin as needles -Fucked up and dirty rags, sometimes not dressed at all -Being either unconscious or dead on the streets -The most obvious of them, the smell of crack, which can be felt about a mile away
Crackhead: "rambling random bullshit at his pet rock" Random dude passing by: ...
Also know as pro-diseasers, they are a kind of madman who intentionally put in risk the future of humanity by not taking any kind of vaccines, thus putting already eradicated diseases back on the tracks. They believe vaccines are a secret weapon created by Hitler alongside Donald Trump and Barney to control people's mind or some stupid bullshit like that, and refuse to be vaccinated, and also don't let their children get vaccinated by any means. A healthy antivaxxer's kid will live a long life, dying from natural causes at the age of three, generally from polio or measles.
Antivaxxer: Tommy, are you happy because you didn't get brainwashed by vaccines? Tommy: "my time has come"
When a motherfucker feeds somebody a fake-ass line of bullshit so he can put his dirty, cold and lifeless hands on the victim's cash as soon as possible, that's a scam.
* an example of a really retarded ad scam * "BUI THIS PRODOOKT AND YO DICK WIL GET 56 INCHES BIGGER THAN BEFOR"
sex, and everything related to sex, all over the fucking place
One does not use Urban dictionary on a phrase kids!
The apparently dead website you're viewing this. All the definitions here are from 2003-2010, when it was on it's peak, now the people using this site nowadays are me and other people who met this site way too late. About 80% of the definitions contain sex, and 95% contain a shitload of swearwords,
guy 1: i don't know what a creampie is, gotta search on Urban Dictionary. guy 1: huh? an actual non sexual definition on Urban Dictionary? right...