Country Dictionary

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AARPing

Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)

Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!

by Some wiseman November 12, 2017

Sugar Britches

Someone with a sweet ass. Sugar=sweet Britches=pants=where you keep your ass

Guy: Hey there sugar britches
Girl with sweet ass: Fuck off!

by Some wiseman January 26, 2015

Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.

M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!

by Some wiseman April 07, 2019

shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

by Some wiseman January 02, 2015

Untrained Eye

A black eye, generally acquired when someone hasn't been trained properly on when to keep their mouth shut.

Jenny must have gotten drunk this weekend, I see she has the untrained eye today, you know how she gets when she drinks, always talkin' shit.

by Some wiseman April 07, 2019