A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)
Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!
Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!
Someone with a sweet ass. Sugar=sweet Britches=pants=where you keep your ass
Guy: Hey there sugar britches
Girl with sweet ass: Fuck off!
A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.
M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?
J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!
Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.
You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!
A black eye, generally acquired when someone hasn't been trained properly on when to keep their mouth shut.
Jenny must have gotten drunk this weekend, I see she has the untrained eye today, you know how she gets when she drinks, always talkin' shit.