Country Dictionary

Scott Kazmir

A promising lefty pitcher who got traded by the Mets for some guy who can't throw strikes and has a shitload of arm problems.

5 shutout innings. What do you have to say for yourself Wilpon? Prepared to be cursed by the Curse of Scott Kazmor!

Sylarian

Some guy who thinks he's awesome that posts a lot. Very self-assured; I'll bet he tells himself that every day!

Sylarian's been pretty cool lately, but he flamed my ass when I spammed!