A fork of Rural Dictionary
The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
A person who is obsessed with feet.
Me: Mike, I gotta be honest. I'm a feet geek. I love Avril Lavigne.
When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.
Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch. Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out. Michael: Damn.
Someone who is not really an adult, but a grown up child.
Me. Doug, the way you are so immature makes me think you're an adolt.
A prostitute that vanishes gets the money up front and vanishes.
Me: Mike, I brought a prostitute back home last night, and after she got her money, she disappeared. Mike: That was no prostitute. That was a Hoedini.