Country Dictionary

Howzat

"Howzat" is what is now commenly used to "appeal" in cricket. A fielder will appeal if they think the batsman is out. The fielder has to ask the Umpire (Referee) "How is that?" before the Umpire will give a decision. However most players know scream it at the top of their lungs so it sounds like Howzat Also known as "Asking the question"

(Batsman hits ball to fielder) Fielder: "Howzat!"

GT40

The Ford car produced to beat the then champion Ferrari. Won 3 Le Mans. Known as the "40" as it was only 40 inchs from the ground. Ford have produced a new version the Ford GT (however it is 43 inches off the ground.)

The GT40 is the most beautiful car ever

Shoeing

In Rugby, to rake an opponant with your studs to move him out out of the way as he is in an illegal position. Some players take this a little too far and will stamp on players causing damage.

Back was given a good shoeing for being on the wrong side of the ruck

yogi bear

Also a great song which is perfect for drunken occasions. Goes along the lines of this (although has many varients): "I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi, I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear. I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo. Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo. Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger. Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith. Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Smith. Yogi likes it in the snow, Polar Bear. Yogi likes it up side down, Koala Bear. Yogi likes it in a car, Panda Bear. Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzy Bear. Suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, Polar Bear. Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear. Yogi has a 10" cock, Black Bear. Suzy likes to shave her pubes, Grizzly Bear. Yogi likes it with a chew, Kodak, Bear. Suzy wears crotchless panties, Teddy Bear. Suzy’s snatch it smells like cheese, Camembert. Suzy she has great big tits, More than I can bear Suzy likes to threesome, Lucky Bear. Booboo likes it in a tree, Koala Bear. Yogi likes lingerie, Teddy bear." (thanks to www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/yogi.html for the song) Apparently sung to the tune of Camptown Races?

Drunken Dude: "Lets do some really loud singing" Drunken Dude II: "What about Yogi Bear? That song rocks!

Ford Model T

The first car to be mass produced. Came from the Henry Ford Motor Company, in which Henry Ford had stolen the idea of mass production from a Revolver Manufacturer.

The Model T was a bag of shit, but it started a worldwide revolution.