A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whenever you are in a math class, you MUST have a deck of uno cards. Type doesn't matter, just have a deck.
Teacher: that's all we have for today. Take a break Students: *sit there and do nothing* Nerd in the back: rule uno Students: *start tryharding at uno*
Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.
Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34! Boy: what page is it on? Girl: the very last page! Boy: rule -2
If you are in a science class and you are doing model rockets, you have to fuck up your rocket the most you can.
Boy: I just created a spiderman rocket! Sped man: I created an intercontinental ballistic missile from the Soviet Union. This is the Miller rule.
If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.
Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one... Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.
Because Trinity said so. It's her rule.
Boy: why does this rule exist? Trinity: because I said so. Rule 158
You cannot talk about COVID-19, the flu, Ebola, or any heart disease in tinder.
User: I would post a nude video today, but COVID-19 is hitting hard... Follower: Rule 2121 User: ...
This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!
1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER... 2:RULE 690 MAN!