A fork of Rural Dictionary
If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.
Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE! Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it* Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*
If there is a rule with specific credentials in it, such as a decimal point or negative sign, that rule is it's own rule, regardless of what rule -2 says.
Man: I found a rule 1.5, but I cant use in because of rule -2 Other man: rule -4. Yes you can.
If you find this specific rule #, you are now being watched by the FBI. In order to not be taken away, you must follow rules 1-1000 for at least 2 years. NO EXEPTIONS.
Man: there's a rule -5 on here? *knock knock* FBI OPEN UP!!!!
No one is allowed to fuck UNLESS they have the N-word pass, AND the chick is hot on a scale of 1 to 10.
Boy 1: Did you fuck her? Boy 2: Nah. Rule 157 applies. Boy 1: You dont have the N-word pass?
If it exists, it has a racist opposite.
White guy: Man, white people are the best! Black guy: No they not nigga. Rule 210.
What does 500 and 0 make? *mind blown*
Girl: what? Boy: rule 500 and 0? Girl: oh...
If two friends of opposite genders are bored for over 5 minutes, they must engage in sexual intercourse. No exeptions.
Girl: I'm bored. How long has it been? Boy: 6 minutes. Girl: rule 164. wanna fuck?