A fork of Rural Dictionary
Common misspelling of beer.
"Dude, you want a deer?"
"I swear officer, I havnt drunk a single deer"
The Pope - "Nope, I havnt drunk a deer in my life. Nor had decks."
Hair.
"My, Janet, your anal worms look lovely today!"
"Have you had your analworms cut?"
"I love running my hand through your analworms"
"Head and Shoulders keep my analworms flake free"
"Give me a shower cap to avoid getting my analworms wet"
"Cum on my face darling, but not my analworms"