Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Space Turtle

A smart, hippy who is very weird & excentric, but Every one thinks they are awsome. Also a huge stoneer. Idolizes Ghandi, Jim Morrison, and George Harison.

Kid: "That is Blowing my mind"
random passer by: man that kid is such a Space Turtle.

by Space Turtle October 17, 2006

Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

by Space Turtle October 17, 2006

Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

by Space Turtle October 17, 2006

ball squeeze jeans

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

by Space Turtle October 18, 2006