Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 19, 2004

Ganjanglies

Mexican chicken fandanglies.

See chicken fandanglies and chicken fantangledanglies.

Pronounced: gon-hon-glee-ace

"Amigo, mis ganjanglies son muy largo! No quepo mis ganjanglies en mis bluejeans!

by Spencer B. September 19, 2004

Ass Clown

One who is a total fucking fucktard.

See fucktard.

"Dude, you ass clown, stop touching my sister."
"Hey, ass clown dont eat my notebook."
"Whoa, that kid looked like a total ass clown with that giant bump sticking out of his eye."

by Spencer B. September 19, 2004

Misha

A person that is Russian, but is also white. Likes to say "Shizzle" and "AH get away from my house!"

"Shizzle!"
"Total Anal Destruction!!"

by Spencer B. April 25, 2005

Jaggon

A strange sexual device that sticks out the side of an alien's head.

See South Park.

"Oh, I can't believe you're sucking my jaggon!

by Spencer B. September 19, 2004

Rape Artist

One who excels in the art of sexual assault.

See chimichangas.

"Travis, you rape artist, stop trying to touch my jaggon!"

by Spencer B. September 19, 2004

Thrusha

A hole in the side of an alien's head. A sexual orifice.

See South Park.

"Oh, stick it in my thrusha!"
"You're jaggon is in my thrusha!"

by Spencer B. September 19, 2004