Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Real Men Wear Pink

The most awesome band in the world. It features Spencer, Dan, Travis, and Jeff Leight. Others appear with useless instruments. Like the tambourine and the thunder tube. Bongos are badass though. Hell yeah cracker.

See Spencer B.

"OMG! I just saw RMWP in concert. THEY WERE SO AWESOME!"

by Spencer B. September 15, 2004

Chicken Fandanglies

Balls that are so saggy that they droop between your knees.

A variation of the word is chicken fantangledanglies .

"Damn, Travis, you got some chicken fandanglies."
"Marc, if you don't give me my icicle pop I'm going to have to grab your chicken fandanglies."
"Dude, Dan, my chicken fandanglies itch!"

by Spencer B. September 14, 2004

jismhole

A jismhole is a person who is:

1 - Stupid
2 - Gay
3 - Annoying
4 - A friend
5 - A layers
6 - Your dad(s)
7 - Your slave
8 - A hole at the end of a penis

"Cmon jismhole, we have to go!"
"You jismhole, I can't believe you lugged up the toilet!"
"That jismhole can't sing!"
"Jismholes are invading!"

by Spencer B. June 20, 2004

layne

Layne Staley, lead singer of "Alice In Chains"

Overdosed in 2002.

"Layne Staley sang 'Dam That River'".

by Spencer B. June 20, 2004