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Extremely angry or hostile

Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.

noun: masturbate. In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.

They cancelled our soccer game because it was drizzling? That is so gay*

command: 1) listen to this, to me 2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

Term for the male penis. A combination of the terms "junk" and "johnson".

Whether they call it my piece, my junk, my johnson or my junkson, all the women love it.

In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.

I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop