Country Dictionary

honolulu blue flu

The 24 hour condition that occurs after a Detroit Lion’s victory where people call in sick to celebrate the moment.

After the Detroit Lions won the championship, there was a Honolulu Blue Flu outbreak in the metro Detroit area.

Nassar

To insert your hand into a vagina to help relieve a variety of injuries.

The coed received a nassar to recover from her hamstring injury and get back in the game.