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crimmed

An impossible enigma uncovered in the marketplace.

You purchase a DVD and upon opening the cover you discover there is no DVD. You have been crimmed. You assemble a bicycle only to discover the chain WILL NOT go on, so you have to return it and assemble another. You have been crimmed.

You hear things like...
- Let me get my manager.
- I'm so sorry for the inconvenience.
- I've been with the company for 20 years and I've NEVER seen this happen before. CRIMMED!

by Stacy Crim January 10, 2008