Country Dictionary

vedgie

when a girl is wearing thong panties and they ride up into her crotch. it's a combo of wedgie and vulva or vagina

oh man, i have a gnarly vedgie right now. (then she sticks her hand down her pants and re-adjusts her underwear)

farrahdise

a term used by vain persian girls to describe the euphoric experience of giving them oral pleasure. terribly over-rated by the way.

she said i would be entering farrahdise but as far as i could tell it was just a big, stinky hole.