A fork of Rural Dictionary
BlackBerry Thumb Syndrome: pain or numbness in the thumbs due to excessive use of a BlackBerry, video game, etc.
"Dude, my BTS has me scarfing four naproxen a day"
To go to bed with the intent to sleep.
“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”
What happens to 300–1000 hamburgers when they sit for hours in a White House dining room, waiting for the NCAA football champions to arrive. The hot grilled patty and cold bread blend together into a room-temperature substance called hamberder.
due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders. just serving hamburgers today. — Burger King (@BurgerKing)