Country Dictionary

Of the best quality.

Scott's tattoos are primo!!!!

An expression that the robot Bender from the TV show Futurama says frequently.

Bender is always saying my shiny metal ass!

Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.

Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.

Tomorrow's noon, similar to nexternight.

On nexternoon we will be having nachos for lunch. Tomorrow at nexternoon, my check will be here.

During a blizzard, you can't see a thing due to the wind & snow, not even your boots!

I was in a whiteout & it was freaky to not be able to see even an inch in front of my face! I couldn't even see the ground or my boots!

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!

Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.

After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!