A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who hates most metal that is popular, and would rather listen to some shitty metal band with a name nobody would care to pronounce correctly and a fan base of 5 people in the whole world. Anymore is considered too popular for their liking and is automatically deemed a shit band. They will flame the 13 year olds who mistake nu-metal bands for actual metal.
Metal Elitist: Dimmu Borgir? They suck shit balls. They're sellouts, and their shitty music isn't metal. Go listen to some Korpiklaani.
Oh wait, I just found out that 10 kids at my school like them, nevermind, they suck ballsack also.
One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.
Mr. Garrison is a fucked up person.
White kids (mostly anime geeks and fat girls) who pretend to know so much about Japanese culture and who pretend to be Japanese. They do so by blurting out random, Japanese-sounding words and naming their made up anime characters with false Japanese names. They scribble random Japanese characters in an incorrect way in their notebooks at school, thinking it means something. These geeks are always bugging people by walking up to them and shouting "DESU DESU DESU!!!" in their faces.
They may fap constantly to hentai, furry porn, or some other crazy Japanese fetish. They also eat lots of California Rolls, Kalamari and Ramen, because those are the only Japanese foods they can think of. They also listen to music ranging from anime soundtracks to bizarre J-Rock.
Sure, it sounds like just a nerd in love with Japanese culture, but when he starts acting like he can speak and write Japanese when he doesn't know jack shit, then he's a Pseudo-Japanese kid.
Guy #1: Look at Freddrick over there, drawing his anime characters again. He named one of them Unochi Michimagi...
Guy #2: Pffftt, that kid is Pseudo-Japanese.
A person who tries to look smarter than it really is. Pseudo-Intellects usually post philosophy or metaphors that make no sense in their status updates on Facebook while using words they don't even understand. They also try to be political, scientific or statistical about random shit nobody cares about.
The things Pseudo-Intellects write don't make sense to anyone but themselves, and they like that because it makes them feel smarter, even though they're the real dumbasses. If they happen to get a "Like" on one of their Facebook quatrains, it's either from another Pseudo-Intellect or from a dumbass who assumes the P-I is smart.
Pseudo-Intellect on FB: "If we open trade to all countries, the surrogates can come together and we can have world peace. And finally, Man can have it's mantra fufilled."
*liked by 16 year old dumbass*
Friend on FB: "What the fuck?"
The origin of almost any fucking internet meme you can think of. Site is filled with taboo porn, stupid pictures and other stupid shit.
A couple of examples include the Rick Roll and the motivational pictures. This site has gotten pretty old, and should die immediately because everything they put out is no longer funny, amirite?
4Chan is the source of all the stupid memes you see these days.
Commercialized music that is extremely popular among people. Depending on the generation, mainstream music may be great or it may be garbage. As of the 2000's, mainstream has been garbage. Even more recently, Pop and generic rock music has overtaken Rap music, and the mainstream is at it's apex of garbage.
Mainstream music is contantly shat out by Hollywood, and what is considered piping hot now will be forgotten in a few years. For example, all of the boy-bands popular in the late 1990's to early 2000's are nowhere to be seen.
You can find many shat-out artists such as Lady Gaga plastered all over the Myspace home page.
Mainstream music is mainstream when Hollywood says it is.
People who are more for the less popular culture. They usually dress, but not restricted to, in black and baggy-ass pants covered in 100 pounds of chains, belts, straps and studs. They can dress in multicolored clothing and even have multicolored hair. They listen to underground (although very popular in the subculture) industrial groups or other electronic artists and metal. They have an obsession with gas masks, vinyl, goggles and wacky hair. Usually found at rave parties, vampirefreaks, and horror festivals. Goths usually consist of pale white people, Germans, Pseudo-Germans, very few black chicks, and Japenese people. You'll never see an Indian or Afgan goth person EVAR.
I guarentee you EVERY goth loves Invader Zim, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and any other Tim Burton movies that star Johnny Depp.
The emo and scene subculture derives their fashion from Goth fashion.
Goth kids would suck Jack Skellington's rotted cock if he were real. Since they don't like the norm, they'll act as if they like the taste of his rotted dong.