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fire extinguisher

A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.

Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?" Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!" A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground Someone: Hey, this could start a fire! Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.

by Steini kallinn June 18, 2010