A fork of Rural Dictionary
Life's too painful to describe. Sorry folks :(
You live... You die... THE END. That's Life
1) Objects that you eat 2) A girl's way of saying "Cooties" 3) Sweet Love 4) Ways for the government and your family to track down your network history. 5) A Lower-class slang term when you don't know what to say.
1 - I liked to eat that cookie. 2 - Eww, he has cookies. 3 - Lets spend some time together, cookies. 4 - I found Porn on your Cookies. 5 - HOLY COOKIES!!!
Someone who overly obsesses with COD, sometimes found on chat forums.
CODfish - "Dude this Ak-99 versus double rocket launcher totally rips but Ak-77 beats the shiz yo' man whoever didn't play COD has no life and I'm totally killing it yo' gotta bomb these 3 bro's oh hell no damn he shot me with his turret I'm gonna play for 16 hours until I get my damn XOX 77-missle dude stop shooting me."
(2000 - 2100-AD) A very depressing and rather harsh place, filled with guns and robots and the government always watching you. There are no rights, no freedom, and everyone is criticized for who they are and what they believe. 50% of all Americans end up in jail, and taxes will increase for both the rich and poor. Paradise will only remain with 0.5% of the world, while everyone else has to do exactly as they are told. It is slavery, and poverty, and homeless people roaming the forests butt-naked smoking a 17th century pipe. People live their lives exactly the way they were when they first became adults, and will lead depressing lives with 0% satisfaction. Suicide will increase by 75%, mainly for the middle-class people. of course, you could build a time-machine and go back to the old days, though the first test would probably kill every person on Earth, who wants to live a negative life anyways?
The 21st Century is hell. Do not be fooled by robots and techno music, for those were the old days.
Someone who... 1. Believes that an individual should not have power or control over another but that Government should have control over the entire population. 2. Thinks that people should not attempt to overthrow the Government unless it is oppressing it's citizens and crossed the line in doing so. 3. Believes that all people should be free but that certain people should be given more choices than others. 4. Enforces the idea of Eugenics 5. Believes that big business and Government should have more power than anyone else. 6. Believes that individuals should be allowed to make the same amount of money and pay the same taxes, but that The Government should have greater power and wealth than it's citizens. Yeah, it's pretty complicated.
Monotarians are equally loved and hated the same by Republicans, Democrats, and Libertarians.