Country Dictionary

RDS

Short for Rusty Dick Syndrome.

Occurs when someone has extremely dirty and/or inactive genitalia.

Lou cant get girls. He must have serious RDS.

Sorry son, your RDS is too severe. You have 6 months to live.

Ya got RDS.

nader

On-the-go bong for hitting fat ass blunts when they get too small.

"Yo man we needa nader."
"Yeah, grab a fiji, they're the best yo!"

"That velez is so small, go to wawa we need a nader."

Moosecock

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock

"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"