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A sandy wasteland, riddled with scavengers, that everyone wants to go back to. It exists in a Galaxy far, far away, in the parallel universe of Star Wars. It is the home planet of Rey, The last Jedi. Even if it's a disgusting, sandy dump, people want to go back there.
Finn: Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku ??!!?
A really old slightly creepy orange alien, with glasses, from Star Wars.
Maz Kanata is slightly creepy.
When you love Darth Vader so much, you keep his burnt helmet by your bed and ask it for advice. A good example is his nephew Ben Solo, commonly known as kylo Ren or Kyle Ron.
Stormtrooper: Yo, TK-7299, is it me, or does Kylo Ren have a bad case of Vaderphilia?
Roofies man, roofies man, does whatever roofies can. Purple hair, sure why not? Many fangirls find him hot. Watch out, it's roofies man.
Shinso: Hey there Person: Hi- Person 2: Stop? Don't you know that if you answer to Hitoshi Shinso, he can instantly use his magic roofies on you?
Poe Dameron is a pilot in the beautiful Star Wars sequels. He has a flight-jacket that has been given to his..."friend" Finn (FN-2187). The truth is, he is slightly, or very, gay. Look at stormpilot. Oh, and btw, Finnrey ain't gonna happen ;).
Person 1: OMG! Poe Dameron is kyute! I hope he ends up with Rey! Person 2: You kiddin' me? Poe Dameron is gay! He bit his lip at Finn!
Captain of The First Order, who trains stormtroopers, like the loyal TR-8R and the traitorous FN-2187.The attempted new Boba Fett of the Star Wars sequels. She has a cold voice, a posh accent and a heart of lead. She has a stormtrooper-style armor, but made of chromium, so it is actually useful. She is also precise when shooting. She hates smelly traitors like FN-2187, who called her a chrome dome, and threw her down a garbage chute. She is assumed dead after thrown into the burning remains of the Supremacy. She also has a badass cape and a spear-thingy and a blaster.
Finn: mate, today I got owned by Captain Phasma. Poe: Serves you right for calling her a chrome dome.
How not to spell Kylo Ren's name on a Starbuck's cup.
News reporter: Yesterday, a Starbucks shop was destroyed, after they wrote Kyle Ron on Kylo Ren's cup.