A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of nutting on a girl’s tits and then motorboating them immediately after. When the man’s lips meet the woman’s breasts, the resulting sound will be that of a harmonica as the man simultaneously gags on his own beat juice.
Tyrant: Dude I was playing my guitar and harmonica last night. I love jamming, it’s my passion.
The Boss: Bro I was jamming too. I performed a Gagging Harmonica last night. I splooged on my wife’s tits and then proceeded to play “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. I made it about a minute before I started gagging on my Spunk.
Tyrant: Bro we should perform a duet. I love piano man!
Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
An underground gallery full of ancient artifacts (or Jizzifacts if you will) from centuries past. May consist of jizz rags, jizz filled socks, jizz crusted tissues, etc. Access is permitted only to those who contribute their own unique Jizzifact to the Catacumb.
Mike: Yo Tone-Bone, my wife wouldn’t let me enter the Krusty Krab last night so I had to create my own jizz rag.
Tone-Bone: DAWG! You should totally add your jizz rag to the Catacumb downtown. You could becum a part of ancient Jizztory.
Mike: Bone my dawg, you are a genius. I hadn’t pulled my monkey in over a week so I splat like a fire hose.
Tone-Bone: Bro that’s vile.. I envy you.
Requesting off from work when you have too many QSSTs to complete.
Tyrant: Hey can you do me a favor? I need to ReQSST off from work tomorrow. Can I trust you to do all my work?
Big Easy: Bro I would but.... I don’t work with you anymore.
Tyrant: Shit that’s right. Guess I’ll hit up Phil Collins.
This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?
Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)
Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.
Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.
Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.