Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bombing Swirl Harbor

Taking a big shit in the toilet.

I ate so much bratwurst that I'll end up bombing swirl harbor later tonight.

by Stu Salsbury February 06, 2009

Meet me in Weehawken

Phrase referring to the name of an undisclosed place where people meet to exchange dirty money.

If your work is finished meet me in Weehawken to go over the details.

by Stu Salsbury February 05, 2009

DLM

Dirty Little Mom

There were so many DLMs at my kid's soccer game today.

by Stu Salsbury February 05, 2009

ghandi-rhea

When an girl from India gives you an STD or when an Indian girl is a skank.

Yo, that hindu chick gave me ghandi-rhea.

by Stu Salsbury February 06, 2009

Lavacado

When your shit comes out green with the consistency of molten lava, causing a burning sensation.

After eating mexican the other day I got a bad case of lavacado.

by Stu Salsbury February 09, 2009

Skill Appropriate

Politically correct synonym for "idiot proof" or "fool proof".

We need to make the procedure skill appropriate so that Steve will understand it.

by Stu Salsbury February 05, 2009

Ball Pein Hammer

The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.

Ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer.

by Stu Salsbury June 15, 2009