Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

blowlerina

A girl who gives a such a magical blow job that it feels like her tongue dances like a ballerina.

I hear she sucks it like a blowlerina.

by Stu Salsbury February 06, 2009

Roughing the Pastor

Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.

Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.

by Stu Salsbury February 09, 2009

blowgina

When a girl is so good at riding your bone that it feels as great as a blow-job.

I'll bet she gives a great blowgina.

by Stu Salsbury February 06, 2009