A fork of Rural Dictionary
A smooth, peanut butter-like cream often spread on toast or croissants.
Bob: Yo dude pick me up some truffle butter while you're out.
Clob: You got it my man ;)
Bob: Why did you wink
Clob: ;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))
That neck skin that hangs off old peoples necks. dont touch it. its a trap
Max: Dude did you hear about Jonny
Alex: Yeah I heard he touched the lunch lady's neck flub and got in a coma
The zig zag track underneath the zipper.
Mom my zipper is undone pass me some lube
the sound a trumpet makes when un tuned
band teacher: the trumpet section is taking viagra. dont forget to fiddle with the buttons before you start, so your trumpet gets use to it and becomes tuned
what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party
Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age