A fork of Rural Dictionary
Maween might not always be there, but when she is, you notice her. She is almost as loud as she is tall, but not quite. If you bring up a topical debate, you’ve just gotten yourself into an hour-long rant. Good luck.
Person 1: What’s your opinion on this new epidemic— Maween: OH MY GOD I EEEEEE *screeching noises*
A short way of saying “Just stop talking to me and get the fuck away. I hate the sound of your fucking voice. The thought of you haunts my every day and night. I yearn for the day when my memory of you ceases to exist, fades into nothing, and I can finally continue on with my life.”
Person 1: “Hey, wanna go fishing?” Person 2: “Hold on a sec...”
A person who dates/hooks up with the same two or three girls interchangeably.
Person 1: Woah, is that James? He’s so hot... Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn’t fall for him. You’ve got no chance. He’s a cunt-juggler.
Wagon is loud. Wagon is bouncy. Wagon is Wagon. Don’t make Wagon mad. Wagon is not nice when Wagon is mad. That being said, stay away from mad Wagon. Mad Wagon will roll over your hopes and dreams and mental stability. And your carrot pencil case.
Person 1: What happened to Wagon? Person 2: I dunno, but she’s tearing that kid’s carrot pencil case apart. Poor kid.