A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cold drink/desert made by adding two or three scoops of ice cream (usually vanilla flavor) into a glass of Coca-Cola; more commonly made with root beer
This coke float sure does taste good on a hot summer day. Too bad we didnt have any root beer to make it with.
A game often enjoyed by well meaning kids. Often encouraged by sadistic gym teachers in a disguised effort to punish the students that they don't like.
Little Bobby likes playing dodgeball, but not at school where the coach puts all the big kids on one team.
The length of the pole which is sometimes used to touch unsightly or repugnant objects and/or people
Bubba: I wouldnt touch that girl with a 10 foot pole. Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.
n. A method of attempting to hide baldness by using the remaining hairs on one side of the head to comb over and cover the top of the head. adj. An insult to one's intelligence
In anticipation for his blind date this evening, Bob creates a comb-over with his thinning hair in hopes that his companion will be oblivious to his male pattern baldness.
1. n. Incoherent or unintelligable speech; has it's origins from the word gibberish 2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech 3. v. To speak inchoherently
Bob: Did you understand what that theory meant? Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.
Descriptive word used for someone (more often male) who is considered to be dishonest, mean, highly ignorant, and/or selfish. Term is often used to reference ex-boyfriends and/or husbands.
After he stole 10 dollars out of my purse and lied about having to work, Im beginning to learn why everybody says Bill is a dick head.
A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont. Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!