A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when you grab an Indian and throw him off a roof
" hey rusty lets go sneak up behind merv and give him a flying buhay"
An unexplained condition that causes you to become obsessed with artwork making you unable to stop spending all your money on paintings
" I was over at daryls last night and he's got like 300 fucking paintings in his living room .., the dudes got s pretty serious case of nault syndrome "
This is produced when you blow a massive load on your girlfriends forehead
"Fuck Stacey Forgot to pick me up a case of beer on the way home ... I'm gonna have to dump a load of thinking sauce on her head tonight "
When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again
This is what you call a black person who snorts so much cocaine he decides to climb onto his roof
Wife:"honey , what the hell is that on the the garage? Husband:" looks like we got ourselves another spook on the roof, better call the police again"
This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans
"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"
The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her
RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "