A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.
I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.
Erin is a manipulative, duplicitous bitch with the brain capability of a turnip and the looks of a spanner
What a great week I’m having, can always trust Erin to ruin it tho
A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.
That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish