Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

vod n rid bar

Nonsensical corruption of "vodka and red bull", for use when no further portions of said drink are required, but someone is about to go to the bar.

"While you're there, fetch I another vod n rid bar."

by sweet September 08, 2003

smugfucker

a offensive term used when you are being robed

leave me alone you smugfucker!

by sweet May 25, 2003

bragadocious

An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.

I don't mean to be bragadocious, but I am the fucking man.

by Sweet April 19, 2004

orange mound

Rob's hangout in Memphis, TN.

yo nigga, we gonna go chill at the orange mound tonight??

by sweet October 27, 2003

hand shandley

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.

Timmay looks a bit flushed... I think he's just had a covert hand shandley.

by sweet September 08, 2003

white trash

UK definition...

Generally family of chavs where the parents dont work or atleast dont declare it....

The family will live in a council house and have about 12 children all called Kev or Trav....

These children will cause chaos in school and drop out when they have their first chance and will never amount to more than their parents...

Most of these people earn more than an honest working person and thanks to the government get away with it...

Why can't white trash spell their own name its only 3 letters long and theyve got it written on their hand and their brothers have the same name... and they have cousins with the same name.... and their dad has the same name?

by sweet May 28, 2004

Istanbul twist

A position used to provide sexual gratification to a male partner without intercourse wherein the the partners are naked in the 'spooned' position, on their sides, with the man's the one on the outside of the spoon erect penis firmly between the ass cheeks of the woman or person on the inside of the spoon who flexes, and gyrates, effectively twisting, rubbing, and pulling the erect penis to orgasm.

She wanted to save herself for marriage, but she did the Istanbul twist for me and blew my mind.

by Sweet August 01, 2003