A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who inexplicably gets through multiple illegitimate pregnancies without paying child support.
"Seven up and Johnny's a coaster."
A straight man obsessed with a lesbian even when knowing she's a lesbian.
John is Dana's favorite sparklebuck.
Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.
Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.
A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.
"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."