Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.

Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.

by Swine Doctor April 07, 2011

Anal bank

Anal bank - the place where you deposit loss of semen

Shaun met Ryan out at a bar and after several drinks they went back to Shaun's house and Shaun deposited his semen into Ryan's anal bank

by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016

Immortal penis

A penis that is so perfectly formed and smooth and shiny is simply an immortal penis

After going out dancing Ryan and Shaun went home and Ryan unveiled his penis to Shaun, shaun gasped and said wow Ryan your penis is so perfectly formed and so smooth and shiney - Ryan replied yes it's a immortal penis

by Swine Doctor March 10, 2017

dick paste

When a man ejaculates from his dick siemen, it either dribbles out, shoots out or drops out in the form of a paste. The paste is from his dick and thus it is dick paste

When Bob was blowing Paul, paul shot dick paste all over bobs face. Bob was covered in pauls dick paste

by Swine Doctor May 05, 2011

cock snot

cock snot - the crusted smegma that is found under the foreskin foreskin of an unhealthy and unwashed uncircumcised penis.

Bob carefully peeld back the foreskin of juniors big fat cock, ready to engulf all of his offerings.

"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"

" 3 days ago, why?"

"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"

"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"

by Swine Doctor June 15, 2011

pole sleeve

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve

Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.

by Swine Doctor May 31, 2011