A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
Eversince she left me ive been doing the sadmastie.
The graceful act of duo masturbation, it is the hottest act that women can do. One female sticks her right hand in her vagina and fingers, while her friend pushes her right elbow down. They do this for pleasure, not for shrek
Damn dude did you see Alexa and Destiny do the double dutch rudder (female) together!?