Country Dictionary

Adorable little rodents that run around your house and poop everywhere.

"My hamster could kick your hamsters glutious-maximus!"

Jelly Bracelets are simple little bracelets. The stupid meanings are meant for whores/sluts that have nothing better to do.

I wear the bracelets because I want to, not because I want sex/to make out/ etc.

"I have the ugliest jelly bracelets ever."

Sydney is a person that will murder you in your sleep, and play it off like u just died. they are smart but evil, and u don't want to get on there bad side. the best thing to do is murder them when there young so they don't murder you

dude 1, bro Sydney just murdered my whole family.
dude 2, we should have murdered her when she was little :(

Noun. One who pretends to be literary or smart, but is in fact, not.

"Bob is not fooling anyone by going to poetry readings and jazz clubs. Everyone knows that he's just a Kafka."

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

a name for a cool person

Sydney and carrie are dorkous'

a word used to described being really excited for something.
or
to get excited.

I am soo RILED to go out tonight!
or
Rile it up a notch!