Country Dictionary

pirkulation

to be fucked up off of any type of drug.

I'm prikulaten off the bombay.

mcnear

a dying dynasty currently on its seventh generation of bay area californians

martha, pat, dan, jeff, jane, ramsay, adair, mary, john, natalie, erin

Coblin

A small or miniature cob web, usually found in trailers or RV’s.

Kailey, that’s not a spider web, that’s a coblin!

steppie

the bestest girl in the whole entire world
she knows who she is
the girl of every guys dreams, or at least mine

Steppie is da bomb!!

slant

A derogatory term used to refer to those of Asian descent. More accurately, it tends to refer to anybody with slanted eyes.

Japan's full of slants. And they all make more money than me.

half-tard

Someone who exudes the characteristics of a mentally retarded person, but is not legally retarded.

Johnson is the king of the half-tards, but he doesn't actually play in the half-tard band like Mario does.