Country Dictionary

a fat cat with fat shit named meatball

take fat shit cat off of my crotch

a liberal senator who is the democratic representative for the presidential election. He is also the biggest jerk-off ever. He should pack up and take his two-faced ass to France where he will fit in. Him and edwards hug more then any couple i've ever seen and in europe its okay for men to kiss each other.

His whole Career as a politician

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

almost, but not equal to

'I will order the pizza about 12 o clock' meaning the pizza will be ordered somewhere between 11:55 and 11:59

a women that can be bought and wont mind it

Lets get ourselves a floozie tonight, yo

French for two tipsin. Is said unnecissarily at times during the day. Can bug people if said too often.

1:"Hey what did you do today?" 2:"Not much" 1:"Oh ya. Deux tipson, deux tipson"

a game in which you lump into a pile of foam hunks

lets go foam hunk dive