Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

by Tank January 31, 2007

racketeer

Someone who Bribes, or a loan shark

Don't exploit inmates, don't be a racketeer

by Tank January 07, 2005

dutch

Grant. A person who is dutch and will be attending an ice cream social.

Grant is dutch. 100% dutch!

by Tank February 28, 2005

j-o-o

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

by Tank February 20, 2003

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 14, 2004

ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

by Tank December 29, 2003

wigga

Whitey who tries to Act Negro

Joe Daher, Eminem, Jonny B Bad, etc.

by Tank December 05, 2003