Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Yoda

Drug addict, usually runs over people with his Honda Civic to steal their drugs

OH FUCK ITS YODA GET OFF THE ROAD

Miss Morley

99% plastic, she is the daughter of kim jong un and in her later years raped a lampost and got herpes, SHE HAS A MASSIVE HATE FOR PHONES, and has a sworn enemy called the PHONE BOIII

SHIT its miss morley all phones away, carfull she has herpes