Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Yo

1) Substitution for "Greetings!" 2) Dislexic Rabbi speak 3) Filler-speech when a need to look "gangsta" is at hand 4) Half of a "Yo-yo"

1) "Yo Homeslice!" 2) "Yo vei!" 3) "Dat Crunk Cup is the shit, yo yo yo!" 4) "I... forgot... mah... helmet... on... da... short... bus... wiff... mah... Yo-... *drools and falls off highchair*"

Der

Used to simplify such expressions as: "No Shit!" "Whatever!" "Really?!"

Der, I think I know how to be bling-blingin'it up!

Crunk Cup

A goblet or chalice that "pimps" carry around with them at social gatherings. Usually ridiculously decorated in a "sparkly" fashion. In fact, it looks like someone gave a kid with ADD infinite access to a "Bedazzler" and a china cabinet. Usually carries around "Cristal" (krih-stahl) immitations and such.

"That cup's spackled more with diamonds than my toilet with shit after I eat too mush Taco del Mar!" "Word dawg, thass a Crunk Cup all up in dis." "So that's what happened to my goddamn Bedazzler..." "Niggah what?"

Gaytarded

Gay and Retarded. Much like yourself if reading this.

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Bling-Bling

Jewelry or Riches. Mainly "Gold" or "Platinum" and "Diamonds" are the source of all of this.

Man, you see dat wiggah? He be bling-blingin' it up, Fosheezie!

Guangdong

Technically: a workhorse/sweatshop province in Southern China. Slang Term: The name Godzilla would give his genitalia or "dong" if he had the option of doing so.

(Dubbed) Man: "Oh no! It's Godzilla! We must flee!" Woman: "Golly! Did you see his penis take out that building! Now THAT's a monster worth worshipping!" Godzilla: "Rrraaaaaawwwr!" (Translation courtesy of Snoop Dee-Oh-Double-Gee: "Yo beeyitch, thass what I'm muhfuckin' talkin' 'bout! Worship dis sheeyit by bizzendin' izzover so I can git me one of dem good long looks at whatchoo workin' wit' gurl. Dats rite! Muhfuckuhs tag be Guangdong. Say it. Pronunciate it beeyitch! Guangdong yo! Guangdong!"

Bah!

Expression used when an undesired event takes place

Gay Pride Festival?!?! BAH!