Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

56ghey

A 56k modem.

omg 403 ping, i hate my fuckin 56ghey

by TI March 27, 2003

hate crime

A term made up by governments so they can tack on extra punishemnts if you do something to someone of a different race. Killing is killing, it shouldent matter what race the murderer or the dead guy on the floor is.

I shot someone, but he was black so i get an extra 10 years because shooting black people is a 'hate crime'...

by ti August 20, 2004

fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer. Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 03, 2004

calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable) -but that few actually bother to program... -TI 83 -TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher} -TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

by ti June 09, 2004

M270 MLRS

A mobile rocket launcher used by the US military to compliment howitzer artillery fire, the MLRS (Multiple Launching Rocket System) can fire 12 M270 missiles in under 60 seconds.

Suddenly the area was quiet, then the insurgents heard the scream of 12 M270 missiles coming towards them.

by TI November 13, 2004

Numnutt

Sexy (junglist) member with a sweet ass.

OMG! Its Numnutt! LEMME SMACK THAT SWEET ASS!

by TI February 01, 2003

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin. A plaster for bleeding twats. ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 03, 2004