Country Dictionary

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

Banned.

We voted to ban pureicey, its too bad orby didnt get the hack.

TO have your Manager support you, and make your work live easier

I had a terrible shift until I was dougalured.

To get wasted. Usually used in reference to marijuana.

Hey, it's 4:20, bust out the bong and let's roll dex!

To masturbate.

Alright man, I'm gonna go watch that hot new DVD I got, roll dex, and pass out.

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

Someone who Bribes, or a loan shark

Don't exploit inmates, don't be a racketeer