Country Dictionary

Grant. A person who is dutch and will be attending an ice cream social.

Grant is dutch. 100% dutch!

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

To have your hands full; only refers to the opposite sex; shows that they have a freaky side that only really you and them know about

Boi you got yo hands full

Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew

Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

Whitey who tries to Act Negro

Joe Daher, Eminem, Jonny B Bad, etc.