Country Dictionary

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it

'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'

A sporting event that steals the attention of all men and leaves their wives and girlfriends wondering where the hell they disappeared to!

Dean is so much into March Madness that he completely has forgotten about his girlfriend Tara and is close to getting dumped for ignoring her.

To lick and suck the clit of a woman.

1. I pay for box jobs.
2. Kevin gives good box jobs.

what u call someone when they pee themselves

"did u just drizzle in the parking lot at wawa?"

while playing basketball, if you get fouled on a shot AND make it....

"he takes it strong to the hole...(gets fouled and make da layup)AND ONE BABY!"

It is either a bad situation something bad or wrong has happened

Boy am I in a kurfufel now

The door installed at my brother's house. No sooner does he get rid of one nasty whore, then another equally as nasty whorin' bitch comes waltzing through hoping to latch on to him. Since he's too busy thinking with his penis he doesn't realize it until her it's too late and everyone hates her.

As soon as Tyson got Amy shoved out the door, he turned the revolving whore door back on and in plopped the stupid whores Amber and Faye.