Country Dictionary

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klown

1. A clown that jumps out of stopped trains 2. A clown that has committed at least 7 homicides 3. Angela from Sleepaway Camp I, II, III, and IV 4. Nate

Goddamn it, Nate! You're such a klown.

by tate donovan July 10, 2004

terrorism

The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.

The United States will do whatever it takes to win the war against terrorism.

by Tate Donovan November 28, 2004

bumbling

Buy Bumble&Bumble hair products. Endorsed by notorious bumblers George W. Bush, Chris Farley and Nate. Remember Tommy Boy? Just think of how much bumbling was in that. Our shampoo promises a 2:1 ratio of bumbling to cleansing, so that you can have immaculately clean hair AND fall on your face!!

You bumbling idiot! Punch yourself in the face!

by tate donovan July 12, 2004

Klownmunist Party

1. A party hosted by Klownmunists 2. A party in a stopped train 3. A bunch of goddamn klowns about to take over the world and institute a democtatorship

"The good people sleep well at night as long as they're not at sleepaway camp, in which case they will be "sent home". Stopped trains will be reserved for living clownundrums, but if there's a shortage of terror, basement dorm rooms will have to do." ~Klownmunist party manifesto

by tate donovan July 12, 2004

Klownmunist

goddamn clowns starting a revolution. Punch yourself in the face!

Nate Klownwinski is Chief Clownundrum Officer and Klown Klownwinski is Secretary of the Stoptrain Boyz in the Klownmunist Party of Amerika.

by tate donovan July 10, 2004

Klownmunist

1. Nate Klownwinski 2. Klown Klownwinski 3. Dick Klownwinski 4. A member of the Klownmunist Party 5. Ohio's best, Cleveland! 6. Nate

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Klownmunist party

by tate donovan July 12, 2004