Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Eggplant theory

If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.

Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.

by Tayne October 12, 2016

Cherry popping

Breaking the hymin if a virgin

Cherry popping is the best man, if you know what I mean.

by Tayne October 09, 2016

Cave Spelunking

When your so deep in a girls ass, you're practically mining

So deep in her I was Cave Spelunking

by Tayne October 10, 2016

2 sex

Instead of getting 1 sex, you instead get 2 sex. (This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)

Mary I would like to engage in sex. Both your daughter and wife enter the bedroom. You have achieved 2 sex

by Tayne June 08, 2018