Country Dictionary

Deriod

When a girl is on her period and has massive diarrhea.

Oh dam, I was on my Deriod the other day, it was so bad I had to buy a new pair of jeans!

Muzzle-puff

Banging some loud mouth chick (doggy-style) who won't shut up, while trimming your pubic hair, rolling them into a puff like ball, and shoving it in her mouth, muzzle-puff.

Guy #1: You end up taking that yappy bitch home last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, I muzzle-puffed her.